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I actually did it

I actually did it. I created a Norse Mythology kinkmeme. I have absolutely no experience with handling communities, but here I go.
You can find it here.




BTW, è in inglese perché in questo modo forse - forse - qualcuno se lo filerà e non morirà entro una settimana, ma stavo pensando di creare un secondo kinkmeme in italiano. Avevo anche pensato ad un kinkmeme bilingue, ma temo che potrebbe diventare troppo confusionario, what with the double posts and all. Consigli?





EDIT: Ecco il kinkmeme italiano! :D
valkyries

Men-with-Boobs and Damsels-in-Distress

“She’s crying! Strong women don’t cry! Crying is for weak people! The man in this scene isn’t crying, so it means you think women are weaker and inferior to men! She should just man up and bear it! You’re making her into some helpless Damsel in Distress stereotype! Because she’s just cried right now, it means she can’t ever be strong and brave and badass again!”
“She’s not crying! Why isn’t she crying?! Women are more emotional than men, so of course she’d cry, it’s natural! I don’t care if she’s suffering on the inside, you’re saying women should just shut up and not express their feelings! You’re making her into some cold, heartless bitch to make her act like a man, because you think men are better than women!”


“She’s not fighting! You think women aren’t able to fight and should just wait for some big strong man to save them! Bet you’d love to put her in a skimpy bikini and tie her up to a railroad, huh?”
“She’s fighting! Women can be strong even if they don’t fight, you know?! Physical strength and violence aren’t the only important things ever just because they’re male-only things!”


“Oh my God! You actually had the hero save her! This is just like the 50s over again! I don’t care if she was tied-up and half-dead and delirious, she should have been able to knock out the superpowered bad guys and save herself anyway! She’s so weak and pathetic! I bet a man would have handled the exact same situation much better!”
“Oh my God! You actually had her save herself on her own! Can you even write anything besides the Strong Female Character stereotype? I don’t care if she’s super-strong and a great tactician with years of experience under her belt, she deserves to be cared for and looked after just like traditionally feminine characters! She needs help even when she doesn’t need it to show she’s an actual woman that male characters can find attractive!”


“She’s so meek and quiet! Stop censuring women and their opinions! You’re making her into some pliant, easy-to-manipulate woman-child for men to take advantage of!”
“She’s so loud and brash! How is that ladylike behaviour? You’re making her into some hysterical, capricious woman-child that the oh-so-wise men will just love silencing and putting down!”


“Why is she dolling herself up now?! Is she really that vain and shallow? Or is she so insecure that only men drooling all over her and objectifying her will make her feel better about herself?”
“Why does she never wear dresses and make-up? Every woman deserves to see herself as pretty and self-satisfied! You’re making her repress her feminine side! She must be so unhappy in those pants!”


“She has female friends? You think she’s not good enough to play with the boys? Great, just keep you dear little gender segregation going, you cunt!”
“She has male friends? Oh, I get it, she’s oh-so-special and Not Like All Other Girls! Great, just keep serving the patriarchy and trying to kill the sisterhood, you dickhead!”


“Oh, and now she has a love interest, that’s just great! Now she’ll obviously get all irrational and useless, and her whole character will surely revolve around him! What an airhead, getting distracted from her mission because of her love life and stuff, she should just be able to turn her feelings off like a switch … women don’t need men as the focus of their whole lives!”
“Why doesn’t she have a love interest already?! Love and sex are important, you’re cutting a huge chunk of her identity off! I don’t care if she doesn’t have time for a relationship or she doesn’t want one! Just stop this Strong Independent Women Don’t Need No Man crap!”


“Wait, are you telling me she’s having sex?! Seriously? That whore! Your view of women as sex-object for man’s pleasure is disgusting!”
“Wait, are you telling me she’s not having sex?! Seriously? Your fear of women owning and enjoying their sexuality and your slut-shaming are disgusting!”


“She’s just men’s fantasy of a perfect woman! Women like her don’t exist!”
“She’s just a man with boobs! Women like her don’t exist!”







I want masculine women in fiction. I want women who don’t have to be pretty or love their children or love their man or go crazy over shoes as “redeeming traits” to prove they’re still actually all-women, women who aren’t called unfeeling bitches and men if they don’t swoon and beg for a hug right after killing the bad guy in cold blood, women who don’t just need some infuriating alpha male dude to insult them and mock them and then hold them down and pound them into the mattress to make them “rediscover their repressed femininity” and turn them into delicate sensitive little flowers.

I want feminine women in fiction. I want women who don’t have to be “upgraded” into badass warriors to be considered relevant and interesting, women who aren’t shamed for being quiet or sweet or sneaky or loving dresses and the colour pink and flirting with cute guys, women who are badass because they’re clever and cunning and knowledgeable and emotionally strong and loyal and dedicated to their loved ones’ wellbeing and capable and wise.

I want women who look for sex and women who don’t, women who look for a romantic partner and women who don’t, ace and aro women, women whose love interests and sex partners aren’t men, women whose love interest and sex partners aren’t just men.

I want women who have both masculine and feminine traits. I want women who don’t see themselves as masculine or feminine, just women. I want women who think character traits and actions shouldn’t be classified as inherently masculine and feminine, because that’s a gender essentialist and simplistic view of reality.

I want women who are different yet still support each other, women who don’t fight all the time about who is a legitimate woman or a strong woman or a valid woman or “more” of a woman. I want women who honestly don’t understand what’s the paradigm that should be used to tell if someone is “less” or “more” of a woman.

I want women who understand that the only requirement to be a woman is identifying as a woman, and that you have no right to tell someone what they can and can’t identify as.





… I kinda feel the only possible way to get something like that would be having an entire cast made of women. You know, so not every single woman would be expected to represent all women on Earth, never make any mistakes and never have any noticeable flaws - and, consequently, not every single woman would be called a dumb bitch, evil slut and useless whore by Fandom for just about every little thing.

… Okay, so maybe not even that would work. We are talking about Fandom, after all.

*sigh*
merida freedom

Fanvids: Eleven/Amy/Rory, Doctor Who

Posting some videos about one of my favourite OT3s ever: Eleven/Amy/Rory from Doctor Who!
None of these videos were made by me, of course, because I wouldn’t even know where to start. I’ve found all this lovely stuff on YouTube.
Not all of them are *strictly* OT3 vids, but all of them gave me lots of OT3 fills. Hope it works for you too! <3





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If you have some other videos to reccomend, please put them in a comment! <3
valkyries

Multiamory March

Perché ho letteralmente appena scoperto l'esistenza di questa iniziativa e YES PLZ.

... Oh, e anche perché volevo già fare un meme per il Femslash February ma sono una cretina che si scorda le cose e quando se le ricorda è già troppo tardi. *cough*Ma l'anno prossimo...*cough* Quindi, meglio non lasciarsi sfuggire anche questo mese, no?

Orsù, scegliete una (o più. Più è sempre meglio) threesome o moresome e ricordativi che sharing (prompts) is caring. <3






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.... Ah, e ovviamente avrò dimenticato qualcosa. Ergo, se avete qualcosa in mente, chiedete pure!
valkyries

NibelungenMeme

*Finds interesting-looking, slashy-sounding book that seems to be (from what the preview shows you at least) the Nibelungenlied from Hagen’s POV with additional friendship moments with Volker*
*Author randomly puts in “pagan songs” about that one time Moon Goddess Freya was married to Thor and their tru wuv was totally epic and tragic and mentions “gatherings of insane pagan druids”*


*Finds interesting-looking, “both scholarly and entertaining” novel “on the Sigurd cycle” by an author who has studied English and German philology, complete with Hagen-centric prequel*
*Finds out author is involved with “only counts as racist if you’re running around shooting black guys and scheduling lynchings with an angry mob” heathen organization*


*Tries to find movies about the Nibelungenlied*
“So … I’m kinda confused, you said this was about the Nibelungenlied, right?”
“YES OF COURSE TOTALLY 100% LEGIT SCANDINAVIAN MYTH” *actually all Wagner*


“Well, there’s not much difference between the Scandinavian version and …”
“STFU”


“Kriemhild is an idiot and boring and your classic Disney Princess who never does anything at all, why is she even in it”
“… Maybe because she’s the main driving force behind all the scheming and bloodshed and chaos in the second part?”
“I didn’t read the second part”


“Kriemhild is a useless Disney Princess before Siegfried’s death”
“… In The Rosegarden in Worms, she just wants to see knights brutally murder each other to get a single kiss from her”


“Kriemhild is a Disney Princess”
“Seriously, HOW is that an insult?” *goes back to watching Brave or Mulan or whatever she feels like at the moment*


“And the brave noble hero killing the big scary dragon, and the badass warrior queen, and the horrible terrible dramatic betrayal, and …”
“Yeah, that’s pretty cool! I’ve always preferred the second part, though.”
“… What second part?”


 “The second part’s boring.”
*Flips random tables*


“Who’s Volker?”
*AGGRESIVELY FLIPS RANDOM TABLES*


*Volker/Gernot/Dankwart gets named precisely once (and never again)*
“OMG YES I’VE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS” *cries*


*Hagen and Volker appear onscreen together for exactly one scene. Volker never talks and is never referred to by name. All their original interactions are cut*
“MY OTP THEY’RE SO PRECIOUS” *cries then swoons*


*All Nibelungen!fic is in German*
*Actually ponders learning German*






… Now TRY and say your Fandom is small and unknown and it gets you all frustrated and stuff.

Also, if I ever write my own Nibelungenlied novel, Brunhild and Kriemhild will be both awesome utterly badass ladies, Gernot and Dankwart will have more than one single speaking line, Rumold and the other basically-just-names knights will get a larger part in the story, and Hagen and Volker will have a bromance to make Rickyl and Johnlock pale in comparison (also they’ll basically ship themselves).

… Okay, no, fuck this, Hagen and Volker will just be Canon. I’ll be an evil queer-pandering fangirl-author making important character queer for my unholy queer agenda, and reviewers on Amazon will be SO uncomfortable.

Also, Brunhild will be the Butch Queen (… the Butch Lady-Jarl? I don’t know, the whole “queen of Iceland” thing always confused me) and have lots of UST with Kriemhild. And Gunther will love the bondage thing, he’ll just be too ashamed to admit it. And I’ll try to find a way to avert the whole icky marital rape thing, hopefully …

So, yeah, basically I’ll have no shame at all. Something tells me I won’t really care, though.
 
merida freedom

Reasons why a girl should never re-read her own P0rn

P0rn written by normal people:



- witty banter

- kisses

- optional more witty banter

- various touches

- penetrarion

- penetration with optional touches & kisses

- penetration

- first pg's orgasm

- penetration

- second pg's orgasm








P0rn written by me:



- introduction

- random thoughts (possibly angsty)

- witty (?) banter

- more random thoughts (possibly flashbacks)

- more banter

- various light touches

- MORE random thoughs

- light kisses

- more light touches

- banter (yet again)

- deeper kisses

- heavier touches

- random thoughts

- nipple play

- more kisses

- more nipple play

- kisses & touches

- masturbation

- BANTER

- oral sex

- ... oh wait, I should write penetration now, right?

- "he thrusts in and out. Then he thrusts in and out again. She's warm and wet. It feels good." ... yeah, ok, that says it all, right?

- one of them orgasms (possibly the other one, too, but don't count on it)

- post-coitus banter

- random thoughts

- optional semi-related coda







.... Sometimes I picture my characters just staring at me and going "girl, stop giving me blue balls kthxbai".

Then I think about it hard.

Then I shrug, laugh and go "SHUT UP IT'S MY P0RN I DON'T EVEN WANT IT TO BE REALISTIC".
rainbow bridge

Myth!Fic Meme

...Ho bisogno di prompt mitologici, okay?
Okay.


Se poi vi venisse l'ispirazione per promptare qualcuna di queste ship al P0rn!fest di fanfic_italia IL REGNO E IL CAVALLO CHE NON HO PER UN PROMPT QUALSIASI SUL NIBELUNGENLIED!!!!11UNO poi sarebbe semplicemente perfetto. Just sayin'.




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...E di sicuro avrò dimenticato una decina di altri pairing. Ergo promptatemi qualsiasi cosa vi passi nella testa, basically.

E se poi vi sentite in vena di crossover, beh, chi sono io per fermare la vostra creatività? *grin*



...No. I'm not even ashamed.